It’s almost like she knows she going to be on TV & Deadspin...

Rather have a glove on my hand than another man’s name on my back, for SURE.

The best part is that this didn’t affect the game in the slightest. It was going to be a double either-way.

This is nothing short of brilliance.

You’re the worst.

That’s LITTERally the joke...

They are attracted to all of the trash in the stands.

Luckily, I am an adult who does not need to worry about wearing another man’s name across my back, so I am in the “fine, whatever” category.

God, you’re judgemental.

Tom Waits x100000000000000.

Is that where all of your knowledge & experience comes from?

Absolutely. My post is dripping with sarcasm.

Whole lotta word salad in this jumbled mess. Wonder if he wrote it while he was still mad?

Congratulations, you’re old and so are all of your friends (or lack thereof).

Good to see that he’s doing his part to Make Baseball Fun Again.

There’s nothing worse than an announcement for an announcement.

As mentioned in the article, this isn’t even in the same league as grown adults coloring within the lines. This takes imagination & courage.

I didn’t see anything else in this except for that picture with the giant, centered, & out-of-focus branch. Ouch. My brain hurts.

So, you’re trying to make a Rom Com, then?

This story was the exact opposite of grim.