This episode made me reconsider my stance on kidnapping, y’all, which is kind of a bummer as that would mean wasting so many years of careful planning and preparation. But then again I never really considered that it might be wrong.

Ok, ok. We get it. You’re still into a thing that should’ve been over by the late 90's, you feel the FBI is out to get you & your leaders, and you’re probably sticky to the touch. But why did you have to schedule your rally the same weekend as the Juggalos?

Don’t knock church youth groups. My parent never made me go to one but one of my friends in high school would get forced to go by his step dad so he started to ask me to go along as his guest.