Related: don’t assume you’re smarter than your attorney. You might be as a generalist IQ matter, but when it comes to the things you hired your this trained professional to do, he or she knows more than you do.

It’s hyperbole I use to impress upon people the fact that they’ve almost certainly committed a number of felonies in their life, even without necessarily realizing it, because so many are so simple. Taking this particular example, there are only two elements the government must prove to make out a prosecution for…

As a lawyer, I’d add this one: Just because someone is a lawyer doesn’t mean they know anything about the area of law you want to ask about.

Cool, looks like a Lexus SUV (angles and headlights +size) banged a Ford fusion Wagon.

But like.. guys. come one... this isn’t even exciting anymore its like

“THIS SUMMER.... BE PREPAPRED.... FOR THE MOST RADICAL SUBARU YET.... *zoom sound* SYMMETRICAL ALL WHEEL DRIVE *Explosion noise* A SUPER NORMAL ENGINE DESIGN *Dog…

Most important advice I ever give to anyone is sorely lacking here:

Yeah... that’s not actually how the First Amendment works.

A show of hands for people who would love a regular F-35 flyby and would put up with the noise for the occasional impromptu airshow?

The warm heat of a dutch oven.

they really do need to figure out some kind of urine management system

Comment needs more stars. Oh, and the truck needs this on the roof:

Two words: PIZZA PLANET

Not only was your friend a thief, he upped his game to felony theft.

Yeah, that’s a crime.

no one is going to bother a dispute on whether the charge is $147 or $145.

How do I shot web?

I’d go back to the dealer every week to get the empty tank fixed. “It’s an option! Fill ‘er up!”

How is it even an option when its “included”, do you have the choice of getting one with a bone dry tank.?

Speaking of sad things, look at this picture, which remains the saddest picture I have ever taken:

you told your co-workers your birthday?

“Either that or use a burner car.”