My neighbors car has a driver problem will this work ?

So in another dimension, screws are just disappearing and heater cores are just falling out all over the place?

I had a TDI that could automatically detect if it was on rollers so it could go into a special mode to pass the emissions test.

This is the “what is the best car secret you know” thread, not “what is the most blasphemous shitpost you can write” thread.

I had a 1991 Camaro RS that I got not-running for really cheap. The Vehicle Anti-theft System (VATS - what everyone thinks is a microchip in GM keys in the early 1990's) malfunctioned and wouldn’t let me start the car. That’s when I found out that the chip wasn’t a chip - it’s a resistor. Buying a 25 cent resister and…

Anecdotal evidence suggests this is a feature removed from later models, but E30s also have turn signals.

Early Lexus models use sand in the firewall as a sound deadener. Many car alarm/stereo installers have hit sand while drilling holes. Lol

Due to a glitch in the universe, replacing the heater core in a ‘99 Expedition will cause it to spawn about 30 extra screws. Theoretically, this glitch could be exploited to generate infinite screws and violate conservation of mass.

because they’re their customer base is old and getting older

What exactly is wrong with you people that you keep calling these “phallic enhancers?” As if people couldn’t just enjoy going fast and everything has to be about your views of masculinity. No one says this nonsense about Porsche or Tesla.

I’d like to see some kind of technical analysis of the problem, the attempted solution, and maybe a proposed solution that actually works, preferably from someone with comprehensive knowledge of automotive cooling systems. Does Jalopnik have somebody like that, maybe someone who used to work as a cooling system…

Engineer: The product just isn’t ready for market yet.

New technology is expensive?

“I’m James May, and this is The Reassembler...”

The very reason that you think they would is why they don’t. Camry owners aren’t replacing their damaged bumpers.

Pictured: VW in standard “service position”

I find it quite striking in person. It looks more expensive and dare I say exotic than any previous gen Accord or anything else it competes against. But I certainly don’t blame anyone who disagrees.  

fuel efficiency sells and reliability sells more Hondas than horsepower numbers that’s probably why.

<Truck commercials have misled me to believe these vehicles should be able to cross this terrain.> 

I’m seeing four trucks and three SUVs? Truck commercials have misled me to believe these vehicles should be able to cross this terrain.