Does it have to be anti- Trump blah blah blah?

So I’ve herd.

Whahaha! That’s udderly ridiculous!

Good thing cats aren’t people. I keep my dog in a kennel outside. I wouldn’t do that with a child. I bought my fish in a store. I wouldn’t buy a damn child.

billions of license plates across the U.S.

Check your smartphone ...

Adult cats != 5 year old kids. This isn’t a question of worth, this is a question of coordination, instinct, situational awareness, spatial awareness, balance, etc.

As the father of a 5-year old human, yes.

Not a car, but still applicable:

Bunch of busybody killjoys. Going 5 mph in a vacant parking lot isn’t hurting anyone or anything.

Because this is ‘Murica where we need a new car and need it now because heaven forbid my car only has a 5" touchscreen and 17" wheels. I mean can you imagine if I pulled up to work in a 2011?! The horror!

1st Gear:

My favorite line from that video was the drive-thru attendant: “Is something wrong with the car or with you?”

Of course, back in his Jalopnik days, Doug had the drive through thing worked out:

Um... Painted sheet metal?

Reading comprehension...

Do you mean the last paragraph? I think that means the engineer involved in that crash, not that it’s the same engineer as here.

Not the same guy.