rocketboy2319
rocketboy2319
rocketboy2319

I saw the new Camry on the road recently and said out loud, “Wow, the new Camry looks sick.”

Because if you have enough discipline, the Camry could easily still be running in 2036. The new vs used debate becomes almost trivial if you keep a car long enough. But few have the discipline to do this and since this gentleman is looking at cars after only 2 years he may not.

Wants: Fun & reliable

I hate the concept of “Gotcha” police work.

You’re making the opposite mistake to the one you’re accusing the GOP of. Not all regulations are well intentioned, well implemented, or free from unintended consequences.

You can probably leave out the word “truck” and still be correct.

PSA: You’re not supposed to use this to wash your car.

And I hate that you did this.

Vith ze utmost precision.

Via conductive fibers woven into the mats.

Country. The car references in rap songs are just flaunting money - the car is just an object. Blah. Those are often poorly-rhymed, too. In country songs, the vehicle is part of a tale. It was an imprint on the singer’s memory. Little Red Rodeo; Daddy Let Me Drive; Red Ragtop... Take the car out, the song changes.

Hip-Hop may have more variety but nothing is more Jalopnik than Johnny Cash - One Piece At A Time

this reads like the dating profile of a divorced dad...

Now playing

Then this music video is definitely not for you then.

Can’t have it all...

That Self Worth one in the 2CV is useless because one is always at peak self worth when you’re in a 2CV.

How about a gauge that shows how many hours you drive with the top down?

Is it wrong that I was excited about the “floor mat wear” gauge?