Yeah, at first I thought “as high as you want” was just a gaffe, but he kept saying it.

How much money do you think the government of Dubai will save on chuckable-sized rocks?

Wait. So you’re telling me that harassing Tucker Carlson makes Fox News...go away? Sounds like a win-win.

I think the table tricks are fast enough to fool people in real time, but not fast enough to hold up under the scrutiny of frame by frame. Since this performance was uploaded by the winner, it wouldn’t be surprising if he cleaned it up with some editing for Youtube. He is a magician, after all. 

When you equip yourself with a full set of bunker gear and spend days fighting a fire, then you can say what these guys should or should not be doing. They’re the ones putting themselves through hell on earth, so if they want to save a car, they will. Enough with the self-righteous routine. It’s tiresome.

The last thing I was expecting to see in a compilation of European rally crashes was an SN95 driving away. 

I’m in the subgroup of people who used to watch the show but have, for whatever reason, stopped and now just read the synopses online..

Well, there are a lot of these ships going around the world all the time, and very seldom does anything like this happen … I just don’t want people thinking that tankers aren’t safe.

The walkers are evolving—changing their movement patterns, learning from their mistakes. But that might be partially because of their human buddies.

I dunno. I’d sacrifice my car and maybe a little bit of pain to be able to own the other person indefinitely. New car, medical bills paid, and if you have a good enough lawyer, vacation money. 

This stuff starts to matter a lot less once you start getting laid.

You know, those body lines and creases are actually fantastic. 

“Where should we put the smokey bits? Right in front, of course!”

The fact that this is a Haynes manual sells it for me.

Yeah, there seems to be a weird disconnect between the bloggers and the fans. The fans realize that these characters and stories are getting shifted to new narratives but the bloggers are playing funeral dirges. I’m not sure if it’s just cluelessness or writing for clicks. 

You’re either a Russian propagandist or are severely misinformed of the blast radius of high yield nuclear weaponry. 

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Well, I’m in. 

I get that the entire point of the Toronado was for GM to experiment with the then “advanced” concept of front wheel drive; I just don’t care. Fastback, long hood, fender flares, and pop-up headlights. Seriously?

No proposal necessary, just dinner.