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You don’t know.

I’ll question anyone’s identity that I want, shitstain. If you’re born a male and want to transition, that’s fine. Good for you. But if you put “she/her/hers” on your Twitter page and then make absolutely zero effort to look feminine, you’re going to confuse people. So maybe ease up off that hair-trigger.

Hey, quit being so hyper sensitive, dick bag. You’re not doing anyone any favors by being hostile.

There weren’t 20 comments on the article when I made mine. I was simply asking. It’s hard to tell if someone is being sarcastic or not about these things today.

I don’t want to be that guy, but the guy’s name is Amanda and it says he/her/hers on his/her twitter. Is that being ironic, or...? I mean, he/she isn’t putting a lot of effort into it.

Works for me.

I don’t need to live in New York to know that yes, I am faster than a Jalopnik writer. Zoom Zoom, Muthafukas.

You had an editor that was softly creeping,

Sabotage, you say?

Sabotage, you say?

The render differs wildly from the spy shots, especially in the front. Were we told that the front clip is different from the mule?

There’s nothing wrong with thinking that something overstyled and ridiculous is fun. You don’t have to be a Mr. Grumpygills, you know that, right?

The only reason they stopped the project is because nobody could think of a reason why we would need to get thousands of tons worth of stuff into orbit. That, and how insane the idea sounds.

Have you seen Jonathan Taylor Thomas recently? He hasn’t changed much since the 90's. I bet he could still pull it off. 

Andy was like 10 years older than April in Parks and Rec. Maybe it’s Chris Pratt’s MO.

I think you’re expecting too much from a movie that wasn’t really all that great to begin with.

Isn’t it a little late in the game to be shaking things up like that? I’m down for Giacchino, though.

Whenever I see the scene at the end of Episode IV, I always hear the song from Super Mario Kart when you win a cup.

So I guess the challenge now will be to find all the words that bring up NSFW gifs.