Warcraft...I don’t even think that’s going to be Netflix worthy. The only way I’ll ever see anything from this movie is by accidentally clicking the Movieclips video on Youtube.

You mean “him”?

Screw that. I have no interest in playing a game that tells you that this bit of ones and zeros is worth anything near that much money.

That’s why I don’t even approach Eve. With no endgame and the really impressive ships and weaponry being so expensive and out of reach, there’s no way I’d ever be satisfied in this game. It’s a shame, because it looks pretty cool.

I’m sure he makes plenty of money at Ubi. Why does he need to crowdfund for 15k?

I tend to joke about the COD tweens who eat up the repetitive gameplay and style of these games. That being said, the last one and this one actually look pretty cool.

My parents’ coonhound is the same way. If you’re eating anything on the couch, be prepared to have a dog right up in your face.

I’m looking forward to Sansa actually start kicking ass.

I’ve been wanting to change head units in my challenger but I know nothing about canbus and have read that I have to buy a 250 dollar adapter to get steering wheel controls to work. I'll pass, unfortunately.

I’ve been wanting to change head units in my challenger but I know nothing about canbus and have read that I have to…

In other words, while social justice warriors are crying about this movie, an entire sixth of the world’s population is satiated. Seems like a decent trade-off.

It's obviously Jurassic Ouija.

This was really cool. Too bad about the giz commentors who won't let themselves enjoy anything.

Just because you can't do it, don't underestimate the entire human race.

I'm proud of myself for spotting the last one on the second time. The sharpie trick, though...that did things to me.

I’m ok with most of that, actually. I just wish they’d get over the monster-of-the-week format.

I mean, it features custom animations, 3D mapping, audio cues, etc...

That’s a lot to read. Maybe you should just be clearer in your original thesis.

What part of the end of Empire wasn’t a cliffhanger?

Chairman Mao is very disappointed.

I’m not talking about the Blu-Ray, though. This one came out in 97 on cassette.