It’s not as quite of a bitch as it looks. I’ve sat there and expected to see a lot of carnage (especially at the start), but the chicanes at 3, 4 and 5 are usually more troublesome.

I mostly like the special editions. The CG for the ships looks decent and the enhancements to Cloud City was tastefully done. I’m also appreciative of Lucas keeping that scene with Han circling Jabba separate from the film itself.

I’d rather be able to type “deliver a large pepperoni pizza to my house in one hour” as opposed to having to go through a clunky app or web interface.

Yes, but do they want to make America great again?

This is all happening too slowly. I wanted to see true interstellar travel within my lifetime. Oh well...back to what’s left of Star Trek.

Stephen Hawking, huh? I’ll, uh...I’ll wait for the recap...

Of course the IIHS is going to want to lower speed limits. Lower limits means more speeders, which in turn leads to more tickets and higher insurance premiums.

I think you mean Frank-Ozly.

I was shipping Oded Fehr for the role for the longest time, but Cumberbatch is a decent consolation prize, I suppose. I’m just starting to get tired of seeing him everywhere.

The casting is definitely weird, but, even though he’s absolutely bonkers, I have respect for Cruise and his dedication to acting. I’m sure it’ll be fine.

Novak, I think you might have misjudged your readers with this one.

Guillermo del Toro, Netflix, and DreamWorks Animation

Why not twenty-hundred and sixteen?

According to Andy Lincoln, none of the actors have been told who is killed. If that’s true, I doubt they’d have been able to record this.

Filmmakers have been able to communicate with color and lighting for decades. I don’t think technology or the lack thereof can excuse poor artistic decisions.

This movie was like a giant Rube Goldberg machine. The plot being pushed along by nothing but Mcguffins after red herrings. If I wanted to smash a tube of toothpaste with a hammer, I would, but GODDAMMIT LET ME JUST BRUSH MY TEETH.

“Man of Steel sucked, but now that I need inches, it was pretty great. See how I tell you what you want to hear again.”

I’ve never understood how Thor played into the Adventures in Babysitting universe. That always confused me as a kid.

It’s a rattle trap now, but boy is it scary flat out on a gravel road.