What if it’s a robot in a human suit in a dinosaur suit? 0_0

nb4 the dinosaurs-had-feathers comments.

He should be fighting crime in a mask, not wasting his powers on Youtube.

I don’t mind. The ruthless, middle-aged industrialist is cliche and tired.

Say what you will, but he was not the problem with the Transformers movies.

how i strangled your mother

If you say anything other than the Crew Chief or the Hellcat, I’m taking your man-card away.

Two handfuls of cars? How big are your hands?

HAN LIVES BABY

It didn’t even look like a hard brake. Guy probably looked up from his phone and saw red and overreacted.

What about all the overweight blobs of present humanity? I, for one, would love to prance around in spandex.

With The Big Bang Theory, no one wins.

So...we don’t need to shit on our food?

Right, but in a world where every internet gumshoe loses their shit over casting rumors, it would be pretty funny.

My dad used to say that Mustangs were so light, aerodynamically, that at highway speeds, you could theoretically lift them up off the ground with your bare hands.

You don’t you stay the same social status until you get out, unless you join a sports team or something.

Why don’t we compress webpages into a single file and then have the client decompress and load all at once?

With the wear and tear reasoning, you might as well never drive it, because taking it in and out of park puts wear on it.

You don’t have to tell us. I’m sure EVERYONE here has fantasized about that. With Catherine Zeta-Jones as the lead, obviously.