Kramer, will you cut the crap, please?

I'm surprised they could zip up that suit past his giant testicles.

I remember hooning an early to mid 2000's Corolla with a stick around some tight corners near where I live a while back. It was terrible, but in a way, that's what made the experience so great.

That's great and all, but do their fish swim away when you get close to them?

It's too bad the GTA Online Content Creator doesn't have even a third of this flexibility.

The only two things I remember from Halo CE is Blood Gulch and The Silent Cartographer. Maybe that's because I only ever played the demo.

Cartridge tilting was fun, especially with Mario 64. You thought Mario was short already...

I'm looking forward to the day where every individual leaf is rendered in a tree in mainstream games.

Yes, because if there's anything that the world needs, it's more CG. /s

If she doesn't need the Varia suit to kick ass, doesn't that make her even stronger?

I didn't know he was in Mulan. Pretty good movie. A little truer to the source material than the Disney one.

With snapbacks, undercuts and now these jeans, the 90's have returned. Finally.

Don't even try, Kumlcho. This is Gawker, where you're only allowed to be offended at what they tell you to be offended at.

If you're not looking to booze it up, glycerin works to the same effect. Also, cutting down on water. For instance, if you're using whole milk in your recipe, cut the amount in half and replace it with heavy cream.

Anything to keep kids away from generic fps's.

"beyond horrid."

This kind of content belongs on someone's Facebook page, not on a professional website. Do you feel better now?

I ate at this little cafe near Texas Motor Speedway last year on the weekend of one of the races. Stewart was in there with a buddy. After they finished their meal, they ordered some pie. One piece. They shared it off the same plate. All I'm saying is, he might like jail.

Idiot shouldn't have gotten out of his car.

I think every police station should have a hopped up semi cab that they can take out when this kind of stuff happens. That'd be freakin cool.