"Plow Through Sanity" - sounds like a Patricia Cornwell novel.

Use a smaller condom. The advice that all men need to hear, but none want to hear.

"I win races and have a bad attitude about it."

Looks good, but it's still no open world console mmo that they know we've wanted since arceus breathed life into this world.

Are you sure this isn't a Jezebel post? Oh wait, there isn't enough man-hate. Nevermind.

I feel like this is immoral, but then again, it's the airport.

It's no good, the warp field is still fluctuating.

Did they seriously just pull an "it got lost in the mail"? Things must be worse over there at Sony than I thought.

Most of the desktops you've featured have implemented rainmeter in one way or another. Is that the go-to method for a custom experience?

So, fake it. That's what these movies are all about, anyway, right?

What are "hand crafted visuals"?

The snark is strong with this one.

I don't mind DLC if it adds to the experience, but taking features out just so you can charge your player base for them later is underhanded and wrong. This is getting ridiculous.

I wouldn't say that. How are your social skills when you're about to drop your pants?

Ehh, not really. Maybe to movie buffs and people in the know, but not the typical layman.

What about Captain Obvious?

Of course, not everyone is playing Watch Dogs like this. In fact, most people probably aren't. And just like a gay character might become a target for players like this, so might characters who play video games or watch hentai. I don't sincerely believe that a player that would do this sort of thing is always, without…

I really enjoyed that half-assed Darth Maul spin.

Except for the WiiU? What, are they so dumb as to not recognize their target audience?