FFS China, can you at least try top copy some one successful? This is like copying off the math test of the special kid because you saw Rain Man.

He thought he was the best driver on the road, and also immortal, I guess. I’m not defending him. Rather, I’m pointing out that it’s foolish to assume that anyone in their late teens or early 20s is incapable of a range of idiocies just because we know better. He certainly didn’t stop with one or two stupid decisions.…

The two aren’t mutually exclusive. He’s absolutely both.

You can shoot out of it. You can shoot pigs out of it.

Do you even BOTHER to look up anything, or just regurgitate shit from other dumb reporters? If you did bother to look things yourself, you would realize that these stairs are not the “ass” of the plane. They are in the front, directly behind the front landing gear and almost directly underneath the main door. You can…

His clone probably wrecked him.

Yep, lucky it wasn’t a Mustang or the film crew would be dead.

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Her name is Rio and her lab has been banned

Well, to be fair, he was waiting on his Uber ride to the picnic area. Easy mistake.

On the bright side, she’ll be putting those waitressing skills to use again soon enough.

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