Snicker all you want, but if he can create an extra roster spot by competently covering 2 necessary roles on a big league team he’s worth his weight in gold. What if, in return for having a light hitting backup C and a capable mop up man, you could have a good pinch hitter from both the right and left sides? I think…

I totally read that, and most certainly imagined that as porn squad.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

One summer a few years ago my wife and I went to Reykjavik, and the first thing I did was put on my shamrock Yankees cap and her take a picture of me in the street. I then posted the pic to fb and said as somebody with an Irish last name I’d always wanted to see where my people came from and to have a Guinness. Said…

How about Cleveland? They have a nice stadium and the citizens would finally have a chance to see a game with 2 professional football teams playing each other in it.

I love how the ad for the Beaverton car dealership is followed by a ton of beaver.

There is nothing in the world I’m more certain of than I am that Barry Bonds has the wrist and core strength to square up a 90+ mph fastball right now.

My dad used to drive a plow for a living and I’d bring my son to the garage so he can see what grandad does for a living and my son was just as excited as the fuck head in the picture. The leader of our country is a toddler.

A toddler might say to you, “Vroom vroom, I am a truck!”

I mean, Chicks. Amirite??

Devin “one better than 69" Booker.

“Fantasy Football”

The GOP blew a 237-193 lead in the House.

Coleman, the starting right back for Premier League club Everton, will almost certainly not be available for the club’s Merseyside derby against Liverpool next week

True story - I went to Northeastern when Jose Juan (that’s what we called him in the good old days) was there. I got in an elevator at my dorm one day and he steps in beside me. I was a stoner and thought it would be douchey to say anything, and was high as fuck so I just smiled when he came in.

New rule: Umpires get zero. You get zero ejections a year where you get to send somebody packing for saying some wild shit to you. You can still eject a pitcher for headhunting, and if a player is delaying the game and continues to jaw after a warning, then you can toss him, but no more pretending you’re the big…

Angel Hernandez hates the mets.

Being employed at Galileo, it is surprising to find that Papa thinks everything revolves around him.

I grew up then and I don’t get this reference at all. Fill me in?

Sunday: “Wrestlemania? This is duller than counting sheep.”
Monday: /spends 35 minutes of his show counting sheep