I live about 30 miles south of Newtown.

Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What’s so great about Caesar? Hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one…

So that’s two closets?

One death is a tragedy, one million deaths is a statistic. So the Trumps are happily preventing one tragedy and promoting “statistics.”

Single Prayer Healthcare.

As opposed to Swish Klank which is a tribute to Shaquille O’Neal’s career free throw percentage.

Does he really need an EO to set up a commission? He’s got such a weird boner for executive orders. Pathetic.

This seems pretty banal compared to some of the other jokes I’ve seen around, but it made me lol (then crumple into a ball and lay there despondent)

I am the opposite. I am remarkably healthy. I have tremendous low-cost insurance through my employer (and it was that good before the ACA). I have been paying higher and higher premiums every year because of the ACA despite the fact that I have very little cause to ever seek medical treatment.

I am so disgusted with our country. Republicans keep getting rewarded for putting their greed over helping the country. They faced no consequences for bullshit Iraq war, they faced no consequences for 8 years of intense racism aimed at Pres Obama, and I have no faith in our voters to hold these fuckers accountable for…

Perfectly said... I live in a universal health care country. Can’t say which one, because we’re in the midst of the great cheese and lumbar war with your country. Now that horrible statement from this guy aside, is there anything to be said though for those that smoke, eat sweets and are obese, etc. Because they are a…

You can live a healthy life and still get cancer. Or MS or ALS, or several other diseases. Or, you know, get in a car accident.

Say what you will about Aaron Hernandez, at least he killed that scumbag Aaron Hernandez.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

Hey, I’m from a crap Kansas town, too, and I have to tell you - there could be a visitor’s center the likes of which the world has never seen and there would still be no reason to go to Arkansas City, KS.

It’s Kansas so it could just as easily been a thriving metropolis 6 years ago before Sam Brownback was elected governor.

Every morning when I wake up and check my Twitter feed and see that this piggy-eyed weasel fucker hasn’t died during the night, I’m so immensely disappointed with the universe.

They’ll be playing “skins vs blouses” in heaven tonight. :’(

If I played golf sixteen times in my first one hundred days of a new job I would think things were awesome too.

I think this old video of Jared Kushner after his mom canceled his WOW account sums up his personality in a nutshell.