A guide for the distinguishing Jalop browsing the internet in hospice care with the intentions of abbreviated car ownership.

Nobody likes TGUSA

Right there with you.

I’m old and fat so after driving both the FoST and FiST I can honestly say, “You youngsters have at your little rocket ships. I’ll be cruising to the Dairy Queen in my Mustang. If you insist, I’ll race you. Pay no mind to that GT350 badge though.”

You just wanted to repeatedly use the word “jugs,” didn’t you?

Having flown plenty of Tiger Moths, I can assure you that none of them had radial engines. He could no more have “a couple of jugs from a Tiger Moth radial” than he could have two cylinders from a small-block Chevy.

Seen that thing before—a superb video I watched not that long ago (I seem to recollect it’s missing some flooring)—and there’s just something about how it sits that is simply perfect.

That’s my gun!!! Seriously, I was the OPS/CSO on GTN when we installed the Block 1B mounts she currently has. I was really proud of the work my Sailors put in on getting it installed, calibrated, and getting rounds down range. It was probably the smoothest thing on that entire tour.

Sorry, al mullaly already made ford great again

Nah man, it’s literally everyone else’s fault but his. Especially that white car for existing.

IT’S THE WHITE CAR’S FAULT FOR BEING THERE. I NEED ROOM FOR MY OUT OF CONTROL PARKING LOT EXITS!

Ahahaha, yes.

“I CAN’T BELIEVE THE UNIVERSE DID THIS TO ME!”

They’re doing the LORD’S WORK.

I myself was hoping to start an aftermarket vinyl face sticker business for Model 3 customers... you know, to fund my Model S. >:)

Even male sports DUIs are more fun to watch.

Who knew that Porsche secretly collaborated with Ferrari on the 993.

Zombie Chapman will hunt you down for disturbing his rest!

I use any excuse to post this.

I have one. I promise you, even from the factory on day 1 the interior is never dry.

I accidentally commented on a gawker story once thinking it was jalopnik. Never doing that again. Also this one time I accidentally commented on jezebel thinking it was kotaku. Wont don that again either. Read the header at the top of the page kids.