Safe word is shiplap

Botox Christians. Smile still works extra hard and that’s it.

No, they’re crazy Christians. Dead in the eyes.

I’d rather have a neighbor who rolls coal than a neighbor with bright yard lights. And there’s no reason why we need to use such powerful lights for street lamps.

Damn, I’ve missed you! ;)

I would say ‘as a compulsive fellatist this worries me’, but nowadays I am also an Olde™, so nobody aside from my partner is all that eager to be shoving their dick down my throat these days. Plus I live in Sydney, City Of Bottoms, so even the ones who turn up are interested in other activities ...

What a coincidence. The first rule of oral gonorrhea is you don’t talk about oral gonorrhea.

my god, how i’ve missed you.

I know some parents who pulled their daughters out of boarding school because about because half of the girls had gotten it (including them)

What you gonorrhea do when it comes for you?

word

Nah. Three dudes, one assumes they were in possession of testicles, armed with a gun, tried to attack her.

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is a good woman with a stick.

Yeah, that kid was never going to live a full life. To try and make him artificially live longer through experimental means, is cruel to me. Glad he’s no longer suffering.

Poor thing. I’m glad it’s over for him. That was no life at all, except the mechanics of life and just barely that and only with assistance.

I’m just surprised that Trump doesn’t spell it as “loosers.”

He comes back to us now at the turn of the tide

(But to be honest. Another has been carrying the load)

It’s news like this that gives one the will to live just a few more months. Thanks, Jon.

He was merely taking time off while he transformed into Jon Stewart the White.

This is why I can’t help but think they are monsters. Either they believed the hospital was lying about their son’s condition & didn’t believe he was in pain or they thought his pain didn’t mean as much as their grief.