I think if you have a genuine medical need that would be the idea. Now my uh, friend, in college used to chew up two of the time release adderall and I remember a lot of passionate conversations about topics I knew nothing about. And the sniffing. Good god the sniffing.

Thank you. I’m going to start reading every Trump transcript like it’s Heather Graham and Julianne Moore having a coke fueled conversation in Boogie Nights.

Would not surprise me at all, considering he allegedly only sleeps 3 to 5 hours every night.

Still convinced he abuses prescription amphetamines. I feel like he’d see himself as too sophisticated for coke but could easily convince himself some uppers from a doctor are a-ok.

Richard Simmons is the sweetest guy. My mother is the author of a bunch of beach-read/comedy crime books. They sell well and she has great fan base but she never thought that a celebrity was reading them.

Completely agree. He just radiates love and kindness. My cynical soul loves Richard Simmons unironically and unreservedly.

Goddamn. What an asshole.

Seriously fuck this piece of shit! She constantly ignored her friends trying to tell her and show her the republicans were not her friends and talked over them. Even now she’s not upset that Trump is vile, she’s upset she’s not as popular. And trashing the mother of your children is not a good look.

Here’s the deal: yes, I did vote for Trump

Hot take: The Jenner Kardashians won’t go away until we collectively stop paying attention to them. Stop giving them their power.

Jealous as hell!

And more kind-hearted.

Bite your tongue, Riff Raff is ok, definitely when compared to Republicans.

I didn’t even need to make this, google provides.

A man with a smaller than average, weirdly shaped dick. I’m not saying it’s micropeen but it’s small and it’s weird. (I’ve seen so many dicks in my life, I got really good at predicting what they are like based on personality alone. It’s.....kinda my superpower.)

I agree wholeheartedly with your canine assessment.

Doesn’t this tweet make you feel safe, warm and cozy?

colbert hit it on the head: he looks like young gargamel

I was at the garage today (and ended up having to buy a whole new set of tires- yay) and CNN was on. I seriously forgot how annoying it was to hear 45's voice. I usually just read the transcripts of whatever dumb thing he has said- but it was on the TV in the waiting room and I couldn’t avoid it. So much yelling and…

That photo would have made an excellent ad a for a men’s cologne carried by CVS in the 80s.