TOTAL TANGENT-

*Make him shower.

No “self regulating mechanism?” Well, Jennifer Aniston said Brad was missing an “sensitivity chip.”

I know it’s dumb but I’m still sad that Brad and Angelina broke up.

budget his neckscarf spending

Something I want to be wearing right this minute.

I had very little opinion on her until now, and after reading this I’m firmly anti-Dunham. She wishes she had an abortion, not because she regrets carrying a pregnancy to term, but because... ? She wants to be part of the abortion club? Are abortions the new cool thing? She regrets not experiencing several weeks of…

That bands like Yes and Rush had to wait decades and basically have millions of fans beg to include them just shows how horrible the RRHOF is.

See, I was thinking you were going for ‘non-performer inductee’. If that’s the case, then Ross Halfin should damn well be in, too.

Oh yeah, Big Star.....they’re ignored, too. Dafuq is up with that?

I need a rendezvous, I need a rendezvous.

Yep. I went to the museum a couple of years ago, and it was so disappointing. Rock and roll has such a rich history, particularly in America, that it was mind-blowing that they managed to make it boring. It was so...corporate.

Tina Turner isn’t even in there on her own. She has to share it with Ike. That’s some high level misogyny there, making a woman who is a legendary musician in her own right, share her hall of fame status with her abuser.

I am so sorry for your wife’s eyebrow loss but I LOVE THIS STORY! Fuckin scotch tape! Gotta use that light purple ric-a-rac edged specialty hair tape for bangs or spit curls or when you pull it off, it HURTS (and apparently maims!) Oh, the ‘70s, you fucked up people bad.

......SAME. lol i just need the distraction from all of the other Terrible Things (TM).

Less Fifth Harmony, more Bella Thorne wearing pleather boots to the beach pls.

^This.

Bobby.

ET Online? Okay, i’ll email them.

That ad is attached to the trailer, not Jezebel.