Lucky for him, he won't be wasting any of those finger skills on a girlfriend.

I do the same thing in BF3 multiplayer games. I fire a shitload of bullets in the air and into the bushes at the start of every game so that later when the real confrontation starts, I have wasted all my ammo and I am left just with a couple of shots and a hand grenade. You see, warm up. Pro style.