Even funnier when one realizes, the culprit had a gravity assist, and yet you’re still correct!

That’s the height of Peyton’s forehead so I’d say it’s par for the course.

If Seth is telling the truth that he was thrown at least 20 feet then we can rule out Peyton Manning as a suspect.

To be clear, the skier’s mistake was tossing the boarder when the lift was that close to the ground.

Falling 20 feet off a chair lift?
Is that even considered a huge let down for a Bronco fan?

“All lives matter” is the smarmiest, most disingenuous erasure of a movement that malicious and clueless white people could have come up with. To apply this to Dr. King, his work, or his life is almost violent in its untruth. Fuck this parade of assholes in the ear.

Cry me a river packers fan. Maybe try actually covering one of the best wide receivers of all time? Naaaaah just blame it on teh OT rulez!!!!

I think “unlikable” and “shrill” (another popular insult @ HRC) are huge red flags to show what people’s ultimate motives are. Because no one ever calls a man these things. But... I guess I don’t see what’s wrong with not liking the fact that she does have a lot of very deep corporate ties? It was a criticism I…

I’m a two-time rape survivor. I donate to PP every opportunity I get despite the fact that I’m unemployed. I’m studying sociology so I can become a counselor for women and teenage girls who have survived rape and domestic violence. I regularly and publicly defend women’s rights to bodily autonomy, sexual freedom, as…

Anybody but the GOP.

who shit in your cornflakes today? if you actually mean it, provide reasoning or you just come off as a lonely troll with nothing better to do.

Mcdonald beat up a woman. Jones went to the cops for medical assistance. Totally the same thing.

is the base hollow for all the steroids those 70-90's teams were on?

Sucks when your QB is injured on a cheap move, huh?

I don’t know what caused it, but I’m pretty sure that a $5M investigation will soon come up with a theory that justifies taking away draft picks from the Patriots.

Hit in the face by Blair Walsh’s kick

12. Horrific motorboating accident.

If you read Valve’s statement it says that they anticipated people acting exactly as you did but were positively surprised by the fact that many people actually looked at the games and interacted with the store pages (followed the games, added them to their wishlist etc) so it seems the system works for everyone…

So if you don’t sexual arouse anyone you have no gender? That must be rough for you.

Antonio Bryant deserves a Grammy for that performance!