Glad you enjoy it. Have fun with Rex as he puts yet another team in the trash.

I’m pretty sure he bathes in the blood of Iraqi babies.

What serious candidates are those? The only one I can see that’s even close is Kasich.

Nobody milks it like Family Guy.

I thought it was four times.

See, the more alarming thing is that Ben I Once Cut a Man Just to Watch Him Die Carson’s poll number ARE durable. I mean, how completely fucked does this country have to be that this complete lunatic is getting a legitimate shot at being president?

Yeah, no, sorry, not an excuse.

Going 5-11 because fucking Modell pulled the rug out from under them and the entire situation went to shit. But go ahead and pretend Belichick isn’t the best coach the NFL. Delusions are amusing that way. Meanwhile, Sexy Rexy will flirt with the playoffs, then taper off over the next few years and then crash and burn,…

To be pedantic, HE didn’t beat anyone, but the team he inherited did. Then it went steadily downhill, because he’s a buffoon and not a professional. Which is just what will happen in Buffalo.

Skyrim has a pooping mod! Top that!!

That’s what happens when somebody asks him a non-idiotic question.

He beat Peyton Manning and Carson Palmer on the way to the playoffs because those teams laid down and didn’t try, having already locked up a spot.

BB also took a traditionally putrid Browns team, rebuilt them to the point that they went to the playoffs and kicked Bill Parcell’s ass before the rug was pulled out from under him by the move.

He’d never HAVE a great QB, because the first thing he’d do is ruin them.

There’s excited, and then there’s ‘I just won the SB lets go have a goddam snack!’ stupidity. Watch them drop the next 2 in a row.

Right. Just fine, as long as you don’t give a fuck about having a successful NFL team. This shit is part and parcel of why his teams /always/ fail in the end. He plays his SB at the wrong time. He’s gonna have those guys so amped up they won’t sleep for a week, and then they’ll drop the next 2. Way to be a pro Rex.

Quantum of Putin?

Actually, it was a matter of ethics in game journalism.

Oops. How inconvenient for ijustcameheretosay.

Riiigggghhhht.