Did you account for the crappy AMD drivers?

Really? Because every other goddamn team worth it’s salt doesn’t run them? Plus, you are aware that it’s possible to run perfectly legal ‘pick’ plays, right?

What the actual fuck cheating do you do monkeying with the batteries in the ref’s mics????”

Far left. That’s a hoot.

Heaven forbid that anyone should take interest in who is running for President of the US. Such a silly, boring topic!

Jeb is to be referred to only as ‘Jeb!’, and Ben Carson is to be referred to as ‘Ben I Cut a Man Just to Watch Him Die Carson’. It’s a law. Look it up!

Did you know Ben Carson once cut a man just to watch him die?

America’s.

Unfortunately, her mother and her grandmother are both recently deceased. She’s in foster care.

Probably not. :)

Who puts their passport in a bag of dope?

Nonsense. Players get hit after their forward progress is stopped in every single game.

Not to mention keeping Ray Lewis.

Only the Ravens could outdo Rex Ryan in the whining department. Also, lovely karmic justice that they got hosed trying to run a variation of the same play they cried so hard about during the playoffs. 1-6 baby.

Yeah, but you know what? The Pats have rarely invested heavily in the OL. Solder and Mankins are about it over 15 years. Instead, the find guys in the third, fourth, or fifth round, or UDFA (two of whom started the last games) and coach the hell out of them

Well, plus there was that whole pushing a boatload of money at a QB with an expired shelf life.

Eh. A) Irsay and Grigson were merely fighting over Irsay’s oxy stash.

Third times the charm baby!

Hey, there were nitwits HERE defending him!

Also, too, the AFC South has no comedy. Wait, what am I saying Coach Pagano?