he didn’t know how it became public

D’spicable acts = D’pressing sitch.

I know exactly which club you mean.

This. Incredible.

And then he celebrated his burn the only way he knew how. By texting his wife to see if she saw the tweet 9 times in 2 minutes, throwing a simulated 20 inning game against a convenience store wall, and pounding a gallon of whole milk. It was a good day.

Memo to Gene Smith: don’t try to clown Harbaugh.

The only people who were burned worse by a member of the Michigan football program is any woman who slept with Jabrill Peppers.

That’s the most epic burn from an ex-Niners’ coach since Tomsula accidentally used the linen setting when ironing York’s silk shirts.

Shut the fuck up Harbaugh.

“Sometimes I turn the signal off and wait until the light has changed to turn it back on. I’m in an ONLY lane. You all know I’m turning, right? No need to be redundant.”

For some reason, I read this whole story as Rod Serling.

One of the major joys for fathers going to work is being away from kids.