For sale: cozy bungalow, geothermal heating.

Yeti Bikes FTW

Soooo...Mt St. Helens seems like it should be hot but is actually cold inside?

Martin MacDondald deserves a severe ass kicking.

Chapman only throws two pitches! How many fucking meetings can you have when you literally only throw two pitches? I wanted to scream last night, and I don’t have a rooting interest in either team.

It’s baseball. And baseball, and the chess match it involves, used to move quicker. The 1996 WS had three games that were under 3 hours. The shortest game in this series was game 4 at 3:13.

I actually expected Australia. Every damn animal in Australia can kill you.

I’m just tacking up handwritten flyers on telephone poles.

Because they’re there. Sometimes you just have to pick a fight with the baddest guy in the yard.

admit it....how many other people clicked on this waiting for that crazy dude who gets bit by shit to show how bad it is???

I’m going as Drew drunk on my couch, with a laptop neglecting my children.

I was sitting in a mall parking lot with my son waiting for my wife (story of our lives ammmirite?). At the time I had a blue Prius C2 with tinted windows. We had been there maybe 5 minutes and an identical C2, blue, tinted windows, parked caddy-corner of us one row over, I pointed it out to my son as a coincidence.…

“Royal Towing, the towing company involved, has called and apologized to Montgomery, and offered to pay to have the transmission serviced, but wanted the videos taken offline.”

Tow companies are SCUUUUUUMMMMMMBAGS.

“...all Kaitlynn needs is $120, and she can snag a nice running 4.0 from Craigslist...”

Hey Russell, here’s an idea to avoid ties. Throw for a fucking touchdown.

+1 Threaux up.

+1 Dead Platinum Recording Artist

Dang it.

The NFL rule book is becoming the USGA rule book.