Martin MacDondald deserves a severe ass kicking.

Chapman only throws two pitches! How many fucking meetings can you have when you literally only throw two pitches? I wanted to scream last night, and I don’t have a rooting interest in either team.

It’s baseball. And baseball, and the chess match it involves, used to move quicker. The 1996 WS had three games that were under 3 hours. The shortest game in this series was game 4 at 3:13.

I’m going as Drew drunk on my couch, with a laptop neglecting my children.

I was sitting in a mall parking lot with my son waiting for my wife (story of our lives ammmirite?). At the time I had a blue Prius C2 with tinted windows. We had been there maybe 5 minutes and an identical C2, blue, tinted windows, parked caddy-corner of us one row over, I pointed it out to my son as a coincidence.…

“Royal Towing, the towing company involved, has called and apologized to Montgomery, and offered to pay to have the transmission serviced, but wanted the videos taken offline.”

Tow companies are SCUUUUUUMMMMMMBAGS.

“...all Kaitlynn needs is $120, and she can snag a nice running 4.0 from Craigslist...”

Hey Russell, here’s an idea to avoid ties. Throw for a fucking touchdown.

+1 Threaux up.

+1 Dead Platinum Recording Artist

-1 no humor sense

Dang it.

He’s tried to make me geaux to rehab
I won’t geaux, geaux, geaux.

“we base those electoral college votes on states, rather than on population”

The NFL rule book is becoming the USGA rule book.

You are specifically the reason people are complaining that women should not care about thier figure at all. They promote that to the point that healthy people are shamed if they are healthy since it’s ‘unrealistic and unobtainable’. Every person who eats more fruits and vegetables than meat and lays off sugary drinks…

Nothing is shittier than Pittsburgh. Philly maybe.

I don’t think you know what a beer belly is.

Halfway through that build his HoA would have shut the shit down cause they are Yard Nazi’s and that would have resulted in a BMW Engines are Shit post. Thus confirming the Illuminati.

No, he would’ve gotten distracted by a rusty Jeep before he finished it.