Total fantasy bullshit is what it is.

I bought one so my neighbors would think I’m cool.

I don’t want to admit it, but its true. Who thinks about “repair” when you buy a tractor? Not I. I just need to make sure my tractor is as big and powerful (or slightly moreso) than my neighbor, and in the right brand, which is Deere in our neck of the woods.

But I…

It’s much easier to cosplay when they have a branded clothing line.

Same reason people buy Harley-Davidsons.

This begs the question...why do people keep buying John Deere? They're like the Harley Davidson of farm equipment.

Personal record is 5 in a Fiero. The girl sitting on the center console with her head out the sunroof is now the police chief in the town we terrorized that evening.

Once rode in the bed of F250 from San Antonio to Houston. 3+hr drive in the middle of winter. Texas winter, but winter nonetheless. Just laying down watching the stars go by. It was fun.

You know, what if her kids are assholes? Maybe they had it coming.

*quietly recalling all the times I rode in the back of our station wagon laying on the floor and wondering how I’m alive....

E = mv2 (Energy = mass times velocity squared). Twice the speed means 4 times the energy to dissipate. Slowing from 140 to 70 requires dissipating a lot more energy than slowing from 70 to zero.

Considering the number of times someone has pulled out in front of me to pass another vehicle when I’m traveling at sub-three-digit speeds in the States, I just assume some people are idiots who don’t pay attention to the world around them. That’s why to be safe, I assume everyone is going to pull out in front of me…

I can’t wait for the Koenigsegg Improper Fraction.

Don’t forget the mustache wax infused with Himalayan salt and meteorite dust.

And hipsters couldn’t afford a $55,000 vehicle anyway. They spend that much every year on organic, locally sourced, non-gmo, free-range, dairy free, gluten-free, soy-free, joy-free coffee.

You actually don’t know what you’re talking about.

This reminds me of the plot of Rainbow Six where eco terrorists planned to release a deadly disease strain at the Sydney Olympics for just that purpose.

I’m not going to freak out until I hear Madagascar has closed its borders.

I think we know exactly how shitty it’s going to be.

Around 100,000 parts per million, I think.

Leading causes of death in Russia (per capita):