I’d tell you what I’d be moving up from the store brand mustard.

i’m about 4 hours away. i’ve considered offering my help, but always end up feeling conflicted because the stuff he’s turning around is stuff i would have completely written off 4 steps ahead of where i’d come in to help.

We’ll come to you...

That awful song with the line “your roommate back in Boulder” (?) is theirs. I couldn’t stand it but still managed to hear it at least once a day for at least 3 months.

Can we get an obnoxious form of ‘Let Me Google That For You’ that uses SideWays Dictionary? I think someone could really innovate with this.

some tech snobs might turn their noses up at this but i think it’s great! Next time my mom/dad/gf/sis etc. asks me a tech question i can direct them to there. less headaches for me

Yeah, it is super depressing that we still have so far to go

If there’s any need for evidence that feminism still has quite a ways to go to become truly intersectional, one should look no further than this comment section. TERFs abound, more interested in the oppression olympics than liberating one another.

I really thought something was going to happen in Skyfall.

The following year, Dylann Roof would get arrested with multiple weapons in his car yet he managed to come away with no bullets fired into body. He would also get to wear a Kevlar vest for protection and eat Burger King the police bought him*.

UPDATE: All clear after round 3 of vinegar & baking soda, hot water and wet vac suction.

I would’ve loved the woman she seduces to be a hot giant muscley butch woman.

I am similarly conflicted about the hot bisexual thing. As a hot (*cough not really cough*) bisexual lady myself, I approve of seeing Charlize Theron mack on a hot lady, but I am also turned off by the patriarchal fetishization of bisexual women where we are “sexy” while bisexual men are “gross” or non-existent in…

If you want to show your daughter an awesome, female protagonist spy flick? Check out Spy with Melissa McCarthy. It does get violent (head shots, gun shots, some awesome but violent knife fighting and yeah, there’s blood), but it’s amazing and very empowering on so many levels. Honestly, I’d rather have a sequel to…

WORD. Give me slashy bond. Not just heavily implied, but legit, gay making out/sex scene Bond.

There were certainly some homoerotic undertones between Craig and the dude playing Le Chiffre in ‘Casino Royale’, what with Craig being held captive, naked, and the whole ‘ball busting’ scene.

Do you think this movie is supposed to be PG13, with all the violence in it? So breaking people’s necks is ok, but #gratuitousbooty is not?

Consider “Haywire”, with Gina Carano, directed by Stephen Soderburgh. She is a passable actor but the rest of the cast is wall to wall talent.