Remember when gas/oil prices went up really high and flight prices skyrocketed because of it? And they crammed more seats on planes and charged us heavy fees for bags? Then fuel/oil prices dropped drastically and the flight prices never went down and fees never went away? Fuck everything about the airlines.

I just want a member of the Trump administration to say this, just once to one of the four horsemen (Bannon, Preibus, Conway, spicer):

Melissa McCarthy is the hero we deserve

Well sure, you’d have to be a pretty big dumbass to use your government-issued phone for ya leaking.

I’m not very good at this. All I could find was a wang-shaped building.

And here how much the DeVos family has contributed to the senators that will be voting on her:

“Daddy, why do I not learn the same things as you did? Why do you have to teach me all over again when I get home?”

“Because in 2017 I got this sweet digital sword upgrade and America got Betsy DeVos. Also your voucher only covers the A & Bs. Everything else is an additional fee.”