I’d like to find this one:

careful, americans dont like hearing anything other than American won the war instantly and the world would have lost if they never intervened. Anything outside this narrative even as speculation will get your ostracized.

Gotta say, we started going to the movies again last year after a 7 year break. We’d relied on Netflix disc-by-mail (we have a projector and an 11ft screen so most streaming services suck donkey balls like you wouldn’t believe at that size. Sure they have the resolution but the picture compression is horrendous - Blu…

in contrast. The best movie theater in America will be my upcoming one. we are going to put a bunch of pet carriers in the lobby and children must be put in them and picked up when the movie is over or after a few days if you pay extra.

Remember when gas/oil prices went up really high and flight prices skyrocketed because of it? And they crammed more seats on planes and charged us heavy fees for bags? Then fuel/oil prices dropped drastically and the flight prices never went down and fees never went away? Fuck everything about the airlines.

if your penis has two small growths extending outward from the sides beneath the glans, you should see a doctor

Yeah, I’m not going to feel bad if Trump gets cancer. Not even for his family, they are as rotten to the core is he is.

I just want a member of the Trump administration to say this, just once to one of the four horsemen (Bannon, Preibus, Conway, spicer):

Melissa McCarthy is the hero we deserve

Well sure, you’d have to be a pretty big dumbass to use your government-issued phone for ya leaking.

Boston is right on the coast, correct? Hope your grandkids don’t need a Boston either!

Fellow Tar Heel and I can confirm. Its fucking bizarre. I mean, i could see it being like a mild and balmy 50 degrees with temps reaching the lower 60's at this time of year for an early spring, but its been down right HOT several days. I want to go beat climate-deniers with a fucking thermometer.

Man, it must really bum you out to hear that climate change involves increases in extremes of all types, such as droughts *and* floods. How are you to possibly know what to think if scientific concepts have the slightest bit of nuance or complexity? We’d all better stick to smartphone reviews just to be safe and not…

Reporting in from Boston. It was like 68 yesterday and just hit 75, which is the city’s hottest February day on record by far. Tomorrow’s not supposed to be too shabby either.

I’m not very good at this. All I could find was a wang-shaped building.

Okay, Kinja users, who keeps on bringing the troll burner accounts out of the grey’s?

I have to admit, it’s stunning to me how many in-name-only Americans want a goddam lying dictator as president. Politico.com points out how Vigo County, IN is still gung-ho for American Hitler. The recent PPP poll has 52% of the Trump-voting simpletons say he should be able to overrule courts’ decisions. I know, take…