I bought a 78 alfa spider for $300 last week. The widow didn’t know how to drive stick. Of course I’ve felt a lil in debt to her and have since fixed her screen door, replaced all her burnt out light bulbs and am going to take down some wallpaper. It wasn’t a part of the deal, but I do like her.

Hey, are you on the trip that started in Portland or the trip that starts on the east?  See you in Colorado either way. 

I’m sick of all these Nazi jokes anne frankly won’t stand for it.

Ahhhh Thalidamide.

Not to one-up you, but last time I was in LA, I stayed at the LAX Renaissance Hotel, a place trying way too hard to be hip.

“I’m taking my business to rival chain.”

Hey, is Nissan owned by a French company? I’m sure a simple google search would tell me.

What kind of dog was it . . . .

You would think he would at least have some Selvedge jeans.

I used to squirt window washer stuff on my Alfa spider with a floor mounted button. Not sure if it is electrically assisted or has pump action like a pump bottle of soap.

I like the Weather Channel. I tape it so I can watch it later.

Who cuts your hair (snicker snicker)

Why’s it gotta be black?

Everyone knows the best way to kill a Ferrari is to attend a Mustang meet-up.

I own several restaurants.

This is why I never leave the house without my “touch-me” doll

Hey there,

You had me at Minnesota Walmart

On the radio the driver was heard playing David Bowie’s...”Owl the Young Dudes”

That truck had “Irritable Owl Syndrome”