He’s just trying to recapture that time in his life when teens loved him.

The BEST people.

Kim K’s a Petri Dish for Fungi 

I find all the media huffing and puffing about this very discouraging. First of all, we know that objectively Trump is a racist. A recording of him dropping some epithets is meaningless. We either know he’s a racist already or his supporters won’t believe it or will justify it (or like it) even on tape. Secondly, it…

The only claims of her that should be relied upon are the ones she has the tapes for. Beyond that it’s not her claims that are damaging, it’s the fact that her place in the admin highlights what a crappy admin it is.

I think they support public options for certain critical functions like the military and healthcare and a strong and fair towards consumers regulatory environment. Which is what conservatives consider to be full blown Chairman Mao communism. I was going to say full blown red communism, but cons like Russia now.

I would have thought he could have one because he’s married to someone who’s on Pornhub.

She is super sketchy and making a recording in the Situation Room clearly proves Kelly’s assertion of “integrity” issues. Also her assertions that the recording disproves the White House’s allegations that she had to be escorted out and that the fact the White House staff works for the Chief of Staff is something that…

The heaviest free weight you can lift... is the one inside.

Since I assume most congresspeople are crooks, I figure that on any given day the FBI could probably arrest a good 2/3 of Congress if they felt like doing the minimum investigative work. That being the case wouldn’t it be awesome if the FBI started cracking down on legitimately criminal repubs because of Trump…

I’m surprised he hasn’t already.

I would definitely go with committing crimes incompetently. They are far to selfish, greedy and hateful to ever engage in any kind of public activity without putting a thumb on the scales if they can arranges. They wouldn’t cheat because they need to, they would just do it because that’s how they do everything.

My kid’s on his way to see this now. I thought it was about a giant Meg Ryan killing everyone with adorableness.

First of all just a straight up YES cause he’d be SOOOOO good. He is one smooth mofo.

White civil rights are a thing! Then we had the Revolutionary War and it’s been smooth sailing for them ever since.

Congratulations to Trump for reaching new levels of racism and ignorance with those tweets, which can be summed up as “Shut up, n*****s and get to work, that you should be happy in.”

Massive demographic changes have been foisted upon the American people, and they are changes that none of us ever voted for, and most of us don’t like

How is Nunes’ not a co-conspirator? 

I’ve heard so many of these stories there’s a perverse part of me that wants to give the clerk an award for finally fucking being honest about calling the police: “Because he’s black”

So essentially...