If anything goes wrong on the construction aspect of the tour, do the roadies, out of hair metal has-been habit, just blame Nirvana?

Pretzels losing to Chex Mix? What fresh hell is this?

The happiest team about all of this nonsense? The Colts. No one's talking about how badly they shit the bed Sunday night, or how timidly and poorly Pagano coached them.

That take is so hot, it's a miracle that your fingers didn't melt before clicking Publish.

Calico Burress

I would very much have enjoyed seeing if that scenario would have played out.

WRONG, they took 24 of those cards, threw them in our face, then put the remaining 28 online.

Yeah, but could he beat Jon Jones?

Ubisoft is literally giving away free games and someone still isn't pleased. Go figure. Damned if they do, damned if they don't.

Maple syrup instead of sugar is what I do, I think it works well.

Wrong. #1 needs to be "Name on the Stanley Cup"

And I'd rather be hit by a car than be President.

For once, "getting hit by a car" wouldn't come in next-to-last

Fully expecting a "Problems, ranked" post soon.

Read IGN's review first, and by the end of it I had no idea what the hell kind of game this is supposed to be. Followed up by an arbitrary number score.

I've seen substitutes go much further. Kirk Cousins actually fucked his team.

Yeah, like a one hit kill melee, or a 30 ft insta-kill ground slam. Heaven forbid hunters get something. Don't even get me started on the self revive or the running smash. But you're right, hunters are sups' unbalanced.

You misspelled unbalanced.

Oh man I got so drunk in Worcester once. My damn coworkers kept buying me Manhattans. It was supposed to be my last drink and then they bought me 3 more. They knew I had to work at 8 the next morning with juvenile delinquents, too. The worst part is I never threw up (almost in the car with the kids the next morning)…

They threw you out? That must have been a classy Worcester bar.