+0.3 fantasy points.

Figures Rice couldn't manage more than 3 yards on this carry

Reporter: Hey Alex, just one last question- when you were out there, were you thinking about your recently deceased brother?

Occupant of Incubator #1: "I'm so jaundiced they stuck me under these lights. What am I french fries? This is going to cost my parents a buttload of money. Also I weigh less than a cucumber."

I would hate the game if 24 titans were rummaging around. 6 v 6 is totally fine for the prospects of a titan party, but even 12 is sort of pushing it with all the archer-toting bots on the ground, especially since those titans can be auto-pilot'd. The power imbalance between teams rests on titans, and it seems like it…

I think this is what made me the most giddy. The hitbox detection. It is glorious.

The Beta was really fun on the Xbox One.

That's exactly the WRONG way to think about this. You can't measure this in a relative way to other locker rooms. This is awful behavior. No one, in any capacity, should ever have to put up with this shit.

I'm on Xbox One and, comparing today's experience to November and December, it is a much more enjoyable game. I get bounced from a match only once every 25 matches or so. Everything seems more balanced. My friends and I can finally party chat and get into the same game. Again, it's a much better experience, but only…

A few irritating points about the Xbox One chat function:

It does lots of annoying things. Like automatically joins you to a party of one when you start a new game. Doesn't turn on party chat by default (which is even more annoying when combined with the first thing and your friend decides to just join your game because you're already playing and you can't talk to them yet…

So Sam isn't bringing baggage, everyone else is. Got it.

Man, not even two full days and someone's trying to steal their Thunder.

Not that excited.

[Googles “What time is the Super Bowl?”]

If you've never had buffalo chicken dip, do yourself a favor and follow this recipe for making it:

BUFFALO CHICKEN DIP FTW AND A GREATER AMERICA

You know what never has technical difficulties? A CONTAINER OF DELICIOUS RANCH DRESSING.

fuck this why is 7 layer beating buffalo chicken