So he wasn't that guy from that thing?

Beware Braves fans. God forbid any of you get arrested while at the new park, you'll have to deal with the baddest prison guard in Cobb County...

Not going to lie, when I first got a 360 I had secretly hoped they would add achievements for watching shows and movies...

Purrcy Harvin

This is actually brilliant from a marketing standpoint. It gives the consumer another reason to play the Xbox over the PS4.

Pictured: Incognito done in teal.

Incognito: Siri, send a message to Jonathan Martin saying I have Snickers leftover from Halloween.

Siri: I sent a text message to Jonathan Martin

Martin: :(

You can't mention Bioshock without mentioning the steam room with the Surgeon Splicer.

For the sake of discussion:

Oh, don't forget to add your mother to that list. Definitely a hint of elderberry there.

I have one of the Best Fans in the Nation in my office.

This morning I heard about how Boston overly celebrates and how some men shouldn't grow beards.

Sorry, I'm still confused. If all those books are on his desk, then what the hell is he sitting on?

You are incorrect, or using a terribly unfair bookie. When a spread bet pushes, you get your money back (at any reputable sportsbook).

And yet somehow Vegas stays in business.

BUCS OWNER: Can anyone tell me what's going on with that defective black cannon?

"At least it wasn't a horse"

Cardinals Minor Leaguer Thinks Jon Lester Is A Cheater

I had my favorite Hawaiian shirt on, and I know that was you.

Jesus. And I'd heard it was the Patriots D that had illegally crossed the line.

Lie down with dogs and people can reasonably assume you're flea bitten.