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This isn't that uncommon— I hear that Mark Sanchez playfully calls some of his black teammates "n——-r," and they call him "terrible."

Not sure what's going on here. Didn't say a word about the Mets.

so that's where Riley was

Mike Lupica covering Yankees games from The Hamptons doesn't count?

Dear Aaron,

The Stacks is consistently the best part of Gawker media, far and away.

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I applaud Riley for his efforts to overcome attending a Kenny Chesney concert.

“If there’s anything there for me, it’s a lesson learned that if you make any motion with either hand, that’s it,”

In-and-Out is overrated. Don't get me wrong, it's good, but not worth the hype. Same with Five Guys. Give me Wendy's or Rally's or fuck it, even White Castle.

I know that the decision to trade LJ was a difficult one, as he was very close with Baltimore GM Dan Duquette, but it was in the team's best interest, and as we all know, the franchise's policy has always been O's before Hoes.

That's like threatening to fight every heterosexual at a Melissa Etheridge concert.

Sandusky just saw that "Coaches Grotto" and about had a seizure.

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The last time A-Rod was seen spitting his seed at a dog was during his stint with Madonna.

Is it a fumble if she rolls over?

Gisele's lower back is going to prison??

Soccer's the one with the feet, right?

To be fair, even if he's in New Canaan, Boston is still within the radius of his ego.