Nintendo is kinda screwing this up, right? Shouldn’t you launch a new console with your heavy hitters? This is the second Zelda game to come out closer to the end of a console’s life, rather than the beginning.

Can you show me on the doll where Seth Meyers touched you?

This list is so pitiful, I expected “Worms” to be listed on it.

This trailer gives a little more context to what we’ve seen before. It provides a little bit more of a narrative.

I very much like that this article’s headline could easily be a headline on The Onion.

There was a story about a retired portfolio manager at my firm who once ate 60 chicken nuggets in 60 mins. I heard this story while inebriated and said “Ah, big deal, I can do that.” A couple weeks later, this PM’s former team watched as I only made it through about 43 before giving up with 17 minutes to go. I have…

Am I a grown-ass fool for picking Jags +14.5 this weekend?

Given all the Patriots cheating news today, could you please share any crazy tips you received about NFL teams cheating?

That's the joke

Both. But I like the latter reason more.

A hot dog.

I am unreasonably excited about this game. I hope the beta doesn’t change my mind.

Never blamed either of them. And never took that type of tone. I’m fine with releasing the material. But no one seems to actually want to put in the effort to make the material sound good. It’s the classic “Step 1 - gather recordings, Step 2 - ???, Step 3 - Profit”

It’s sort of stunning to me that the people who seem to care the least about Nirvana’s audio legacy are those who are in the band or were/are related to Cobain. The “With the Lights Out” boxed set was an atrocity — lots of interesting/unreleased material already floating around in bootleg format, but brickwalled in…

Co-sign. Captain’s Daughter is so, so delicious. Isn’t it a double IPA, though?

Agree. Interesting you noted Wormtown is one of the easier-to-get Mass. IPAs. I’m hoping that once Trillium, Tree House and Night Shift up their capacity, their IPAs become much easier to get. Because as of right now, Julius is the greatest thing I’ve ever tasted.

What video games are you guys playing this weekend? (Oh shit, this isn’t Kotaku?)

RBI Baseball. My first, one true love.

Bill Simmons filming his own HBO series.