That’s... not awful? It’s thematically close to my dream list changes would be needed to fix TRoS without doing to much to change the overall structure. Rey and Kylo really needed to be on parallel journeys.

Master Chief would be a very different new moveset, though. Dante would be too similar to Bayonetta for my taste.

I have it in good authority that no kids read Kotaku, they are all really 1000 year old dragons/demons.

I dunno yet! I love going to E3 and can’t imagine not going, but between the ESA doxxing and our company’s current... situation I’m not sure what I’m gonna do.

wow, I guess we really do live in a society

Unfortunately I was one of those that lost a save. Pretty modest save (144 hours) but still enough lost time, resources, and completion that I really have no plans on starting the game up again. Good thing I did not bother buying the DLC, otherwise, I would be completely livid about losing my Savegame.

I would like to challenge Jim Spanfeller to a fight. My DMs are open, Jim.

shut da fuck up

I think there is probably plenty of room for everyone in this story to be the asshole. That being said...

At this point, Microsoft may as well go all in on cross Xbox/PC compatibility.

It’s 100% clear, but both Halo: Infinite and Hellbade 2, the only first-party Xbox Series X games announced so far, will be.

Will all the games continue to come out on PC as well?

he.

Ignoring the errors in the article itself, the actual official Pokemon website says Avery is a he - although the design of the character definitely reads feminine enough that I thought it was supposed to be a woman.

zacian has the power of god and anime on his side

I thought she was a he at first and the article seemed to agree...and then the article switches pronouns two or three times in the final few sentences and now I’m not sure.

OxiClean

What do we think Steve Ballmer would have been selling had he never been hired by Microsoft? Basketballs or Lip Balm? 

“oh no no no no no no”