I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, nothing says privilege like feeling entitled to someone else’s oppression.

Also, some asshole would inevitably game the system by submitting a perfectly cromulent question and then going rogue with this nonsense once he actually has the mic.

It doesn’t need to be named that, that’s what it’s already called.

Also, from a marketing standpoint this seems like a gimme. Subaru buyers (including me) tend to be (or at least fancy themselves) outdoorsy Eco-conscious types to begin with. That’s why they’re (we’re) choosing an AWD wagon over a truck or big SUV to begin with. It’s baffled me for years why they weren’t getting in on…

It’s almost like being rich enough to afford those seats also makes people predisposed to be complete and total assholes.

Their names were Little Ted and Little Bill (swapped). Gender was not specified. It would be 100% on-brand for those to be the names of two little girls.

Agree on the AWD. My main reason for going to a truck from a Subaru would be ground clearance, not true 4x4. My AWD is fine for what I do, but I’d love to be a little taller.

The LDS Church.

Except that in many places, “Moped” is a legal designation for any tw0-wheeled vehicle with an engine smaller than 50cc. I agree that it is semantically wrong, and it also drives me crazy, but nonetheless there you go.

Oh, Jon Huntsman. The only Republican I ever voted for (for governor of Utah back in ‘04 or whenever). Sadly, it is exactly because he appealed at all to someone like me that he couldn’t hack it in national Republican politics.

As far as I can tell, Gillibrand’s campaingn boils down to “Hillary Clinton, but without the name recognition.” Pass. Next.

If you’re in Kroger country, then their Simple Truth “natural” house brand has great flavored sparkling water.

Yeah, this is less about the failure of La Croix and more about the success of La Croix in elevating a minor product niche into a major market segment nipping at the heels of soda itself.

Funny. Plodding, meandering, direction-changing. To me every one of those points applies WAY MORE to Labyrinth than to The Dark Crystal.

That mall is literally owned by the Church.

All ya’ll can have GoT. Deadwood was the best cocksucking thing to every grace a television screen.

How about a five-year-old with a stuffed giraffe in his pack’s hydration sleeve?

I hear you. I almost didn’t answer that commenter who asked.

So, my ‘07 Forester with a cargo basket doesn’t qualify? Damn.

I mean, I guess you could do it for the Insta likes, but even then, it would just be in hopes of building your brand.