Just to get in a fight and to see if anyone else from SLC is paying attention: The Pie (the location of the Africa cover performance) sucks. Terrible pizza. An inch of cheese on bread. Discuss.

I’m so tired of this asshole.

I like a more resilient texture to hold up throughout an entire burger-eating experience. I’m not just thinking about the first bite, but the grease-soaked last bite. But to each their own.

Toasted ciabatta.

As someone about to start shopping for an AWD Sienna, I approve of this message.

Oh yeah, my whole family expected to be in the room because that’s what my sister had done, and we were like, “Sorry, that was her choice and this is ours” and we’ve been labeled troublesome assholes ever since.

If the British press is anything like my mom, Harry and Meghan are going to be paying for this perfectly reasonable position for YEARS.

This is exactly why when someone complains that hotdogs are “lips and assholes” or something along those lines, I respond “Good”.

I know I’m not breaking any ground here, but the gender double-standard on these bro eating disorders is insane. If he was a teenage girl his parents would check him into a facility.

She really likes me for some reason. I’m as baffled as you are, but I’m not arguing.

We still don’t do many things because our now-five-year-old is one of the most stubborn human beings I’ve every met. He does not go with the the flow, so we really just try to keep him out of situations where that’s required. I know I am judged for this, but it’s who he is and I have learned there is no value in…

We also got the “First Baby Hard (and still very Hard at age 5) Second Baby Easy” combo pack. It’s not you. They’re people, and they come into the world with personalities. Love ‘em and make the most of it, and don’t worry about things you “should” be able to do at whatever stage you’re in. Listen to your kid and…

And get creative with meatloaf. I do a vaguely Korean meatloaf with scallion, garlic, ginger, and a gochujang glaze.

I second this to and add a focus on gardening as it pertains to cooking. There are a lot small-to-medium scale things people can even in apartments to ensure they have high-quality fresh produce around. Kale is super easy to grow, for instance. I’m picturing a “Fire Escape to Table” Series.

On a recent camping trip in my, yes, Subaru, I finally “got” the wool socks with Birkenstocks thing. It warm and cozy and I’m a dad now and my wife’s stuck with me SO I DON’T CARE HOW IT LOOKS.

When I briefly lived in NY a long time ago, I was shamed by strangers for not knowing this. I told them “I come from a land of absurdly broad streets where the ONLY WAY to be given enough time to cross is to push the button.” and they looked at me with the contempt that can only be expressed by seasoned New Yorkers…

In my town, a lot of the crosswalk buttons have a satisfying beep and single flash of light to confirm that it has been pressed. This mostly helps me push it only once. Mostly.

Mustard greens are better than lettuce on any sandwich or burger. Same crisp, more flavor.

I live in this district. Calling it a swing district is a stretch. It should be. It should be solidly blue, actually, but it’s gerrymandered to be safe Republican. The fact that McAdams won at all is near-miracle. Don’t get me wrong, I’m well to the left of him and this proposal is horseshit, but he’s the best we can…

I live in his district. The fact that he got elected at all is a near-miracle. Someone running to his left is an absolute non-starter.