Lambert the existential lion.

That got a chuckle.

He has pulled this type of "pay attention to me" shit before so it was a long and distinguished list of WHAT THE FUCK. I feel better about my knee jerk response to him now.

Stupid question.

Palazzo has only been a stop in to gamble for me, but the atmosphere there was unbeatable. Any restaurant that requires nice dress isn't going to be a bad experience, but China Grill at the Mandalay Bay has always been damn good. The lamb spareribs are a must.

Noted. Now all I need to do is go back to college.

"Can anyone think of a bigger upset in a Grand Slam?"

O AN HE FLEXY

Offspring

Ohhhh that's a fantastic point. I hope he goes to Arsenal and can play up front with RVP, plus we've never had an American soccer player on a top top tier team like this. It would be great for our national team as a whole.

Baby Powder would be a quick fix. Stay large without the chaffing!

To put it easily, I'd say he ranks similarly to where Matt Schaub is when ranking NFL QBs, relatively speaking.

I'm not a big Godsmack fan, but stumbling onto this helped a bit.

Mostly out of disdain for Ibrahimovic, I was hoping for Ukraine to win today. But I had the exact same sentiments after watching the match. So entertaining.

I love this so much.

Some years in the future, on a humid, summer day in downtown America, and mere hours into his retirement from baseball, Derek Jeter is sharing an afternoon with Peter King.

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If only those 8 boys had their backs against the wall all those years ago.

I didn't even get a courtesy call back after interviewing for the vacant "Go Fuck Yourself" moment arbitrator. You bastard!