I never knew I wanted Joel McHale as Jack Knight in an adaptation of the 90s series so much. Now I’m gonna go to my grave knowing that will never happen, and I’m sad.

You shut your god damn mouth.

“I didn’t know you smoked...”

I have seen this movie under the same circumstances, and yes... this movie is amazing. I loved it. It’s dumb, stupid fun, and it’s wonderful in it’s absurdity. But I do like the fact that the emphasis on being “real men” has a lot to do with respect.

Jesus. I hate myself.

Yeah, not the point. You want to shit on her for what she is doing right now working for her asshole dad, have at it. But It’s laughable that Katie is giving someone shit for their age 14 teenage years. And from reading her mom’s book, of all things.