Conversely, a few weeks ago when I went to put the hotel room key card in the slot it slipped from my hands, fell to the floor, and then somehow defied physics and slid right under the door.

Such a LittleFinger move by the White Sox to get LaRoche to retire.

...and then fine them after? That’s a great idea!

That’s the name of our last place trophy in our Fantasy Football League! Small world.

As a Philly fan, I would like to apologize on these guys’ behalf, but honestly at this point in my ‘fan-career’ I’ve learned to just let them fail on their own.

(closes eyes, hoping the subject changes)