Look I know this is a neat joke to make given the current climate, but this is not true...like at all. “Black fraternities” have the same hazing problems and in many cases it is much, much worse. It’s debatable why, but the black frats are not in most school IFC’s (part of it is no doubt under-representation due to…

Au contraire, mon cher. Idiocy is not intimidated by your mere racial boundaries.

“There goes my hero.” - Roger Goodell, watching as Mark Emmert walks away

we want players who care about the name on the front of the jersey more than the name on the back of the jersey

1) “Irregardless of the return,” wrote the man who believes his thoughts should be widely heard and taken seriously.

“So... I saw your dad and Bridget took you to the ballgame this weekend...”

You know, this is the first time I ever noticed Bugs up there celebrating as Florida floats away.

I considered Ralph to be “the working man” as opposed to Wile E. Coyote “Super Genius” who came across as a smug elitest.

Should have taken a left turn at Albuquerque. Maybe then you wouldn’t have ended up with your head up your own ass.

You are an objectively awful person.

Propped up on your elbows on the wall-to-wall carpet in your parents’ den on Saturday mornings.

I was actually going to comment that ranking Speedy Gonzalez last is more racist than the character itself.

Yep, my wife is Hispanic and she said she loves Speedy Gonzalez while admitting it isn’t exactly an ideal representation.

What about that really sexy rabbit who shows up every now and then to get Bugs out of a jam? What’s her deal? 

You can always tell the people who picked up their Looney Tunes fandom from boardwalk t-shirts circa 1995.

#MePew

The shareholders can sue the board for not knowing about his health and that he didn’t disclose his health which could’ve caused harm to share prices. It’s not like a traditional lawsuit where everyone gets a bunch of money (except for the lawyers of course) but it would try and retain value for share pricing if Fiat…

It is not dragging along. It’s a totally normal amount of time. The Nixon investigation took a few years as well...