I can’t get over the organization being named “Authentic Brand Groups.” It’s like they intentionally chose the most Orwellian-sounding bullshit possible. 

they should probably start the layoffs with their fucking HR department, because they sound hideous. 

Rick Reilly must be turning over in his grave. 

They went from Gary Smith and Dan Jenkiuns to “The Sixers played the Lakers... and you’ll never guess what happened next!”

In case anyone did not get the reference to a 28 year old SNL skit:

Yes, it’s Mike Mayock! The football sensation that’s sweeping the nation! Only $14.95 at participating stores! Get one today!

I hate to align myself even slightly with the Old Men Yelling At Clouds, but I also do not find the Three True Outcome Era to be a particularly enthralling version of the game.

I’m so glad we can cut cable and now sign up for 50 different streaming companies to watch the same shows.

The Good Dinosaur is listed as a Disney film, but it should be with the Pixar films.  Granted, it’s pretty bad so nobody should consider it, but still. 

Solo is actually really good. Sorry you got caught up in the “SJW” hatred of it.

Free Solo is an incredible film.

It’s really good. It surprised me how much I liked it and I’ve met other people who felt the same way. 

Electric cars existed before the Model 3

U9 3v3 soccer tournament, Silver division (2nd team girls), I’m the coach. My girls were steamrolling (we have some borderline 1st team girls), but it’s second division which tends to have a lot of less skilled players.

I was half expecting Jesus to show up like Batman, or a wrestler doing a run-in with a steel chair. “CHANGE MONEY IN THE HOUSE OF THE LORD AND BRAWL AT A LITTLE LEAGUE GAME UNLEASHES ANGRY JESUS.” (But millions dying of wars and other man-made catastrophes, not a peep.) 

I wasn’t gonna be a disgrace, but then I got high
I punched Draydens’ dad in the face, because I got high.
Now I’m out on bail and I know why
Yeah, hey
‘Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
La da da da da da

Hypothesis: People are happier in bookstores than they are at jury duty.

No Christian Kane? 

Couldn’t agree more on both points.

Unpopular opinion: Angel was the superior show.