I'm sorry, we already have a George.

#ionlydiditbecauseiwanthimtonoticeme

Ugh. That is disturbingly accurate.

She knows what she did.

Haven't you heard? With their failure to cover every single thing Bernie Sanders does, the media is in the pocket of Hillary Clinton — and we all know she ain't no liberal!

He's always been one of the worst actors on those grounds, just so willfully intransigent. But I don't think he's stupid. That said, I also don't think he's a good leader by any stretch. So even if he does have plans to stop Trump, he's gonna fail just like he always does.

If Sanders were stronger on foreign policy, I'd want him to stay in as long as he could, potentially up to the convention, just to hopefully pull Clinton away from her more hawkish positions.

It was for a while! I miss the heady days of September 2015.

Yes.

He calls it "Little Marco".

I ain't clapping for that!

That's him on NPR. He says plenty of lunatic shit, too.

You mean McConnell? Boehner's laughing it up in a kiddie pool filled with whiskey right about now.

#worstcampaignsloganever

To be fair, I'd love to have a beer with Obama and Biden, with Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter, maybe even Reagan. I imagine many of the founding fathers could knock back a couple sixers with me too. And you know the Roosevelts would be a hoot to drink with.

The meme-ification of Sanders' campaign is one of the most embarrassing things about this election cycle.

At this point, even if Trump himself told them he was full of shit, they'd still vote for him.

Bam! Zapp! Scwhing!

You're biased!

I wasn't judging or anything. I just like to think about lesbians.