He works in tech, I'm he has at least a pair of these: http://www.blackenterprise….

I loved the shade the producers threw her way when she was belittling the benefits of boiling water by having one of her previous job titles "chemist" on the screen as she does it.

I actually thought Alecia's use of the word "embryo" in this context was rather poetic. Fire was like a baby they needed to nurture and grow until it was mature enough to survive on its own. She's essentially the single mother of the group after that five hour birth.

To me it almost looked like some sort of bolo weapon with a long handle. Maybe he could climb to a certain point and then snag the key container with the tool, essentially ripping it off the tree as he comes down?

The Kanye Dream Motel would be designed and styled just like the Jetson's futuristic middle-class abode.

Also lazy crazy!

Steve Jerkel: Howdy, neighbor. Say, you got any cheeeeeeese?

Your performance as HotCarl Winslow was inspired, sir.

Who are we kidding? Ron Jeremy plays us all.

I used to work at a video store in the mall, when those things existed. (Video stores, not malls.) And this one dude, who worked at the Sears and must have been in his 30s at least, would come in on his lunch break and peruse the kid section. Occasionally, he would find something he was looking for and buy it, and…

Where does Uncle Jizzy fall in the scale between Kummy and Gobbler?

Just call me DJ Tanner!

"I once wrote a script and sent it to my agent. He said he liked it, but that I should rewrite it. I said, Fuck that! I'll just make a copy."

None of the bits themselves have stuck to my memory, but I definitely remember loving the hell out of that show. I feel like it was the main reason I watched Full House to begin with.

I've heard tell that Bob Saget used to call the actress that to her face during the original run. If true, he is legend.

I actually laughed at that, too. I imagine that will be the set-up to the new series' first "How rude!" though. So our delight will be short-lived.

I'm sorry, you'll have to speak. I'm wearing a towel.

You haven't seen it as a running gag here? Boy, are you the lucky duck.

Aw, he's just bitter that people still don't get "I Love LA".

That's true. But my one complaint about Deadpool is that the plot was really, really suck ass. And I only use that terminology because I feel like Deadpool would appreciate it, and I otherwise really liked the movie. I don't know if Batman v. Superman: Yes, That's Really It's Title is any good, but that it's longer is…