Ah, yes, the O.C. disorder.

You know that douchenozzle who jacked up the price for HIV/AIDs medication? He's like the Oliver Storyline of real life.

An extremely white-trashy Olivia Wilde, which for some reason is totally hot.

I would also like to register my appreciation for Melinda Clarke.

As soon Nickelodeon gets it's act together and makes Salute Your Shorts available in HD, the singularity will begin.

Wait, wait, it doesn't stand for Occidental College? I've been a living a lie all these years!

It is funny how he went from being the cleanest cut teenage hooligan ever into being on TWO completely different cop shows as uptight sticks in the mud.

I just want to know why not a single president has addressed the issue of Asteroid M since it first appeared in the 90s. What do they have to hide?

Oh, my!

I recently watched the '08 edition for the first time, and I think a major reason why it's less memorable — outside of the fact that Anderson Cooper isn't there — is because the mole's identity was exceedingly obvious. At least, to me it was.

And the first two seasons can be seen in their entirety on YouTube. As can Whodunnit.

This guy's definitely been high before, just look at the hair: http://www.quickmeme.com/im…

Usually, the problem is that only people on THC get what they're talking about.

What's interesting is that the block quote up there is just what the kids at Metal Sucks thought Ozzy was talking about. He was actually talking about mining one of those super dense diamond planets for their precious materials.

But the thing you don't realize is that there's "good naked" and "bad naked".

That's good!

For a while, anyway.

Yeah, I already edited it. But thanks!

There's a whole line of anti-critical thought that goes, "It's just a movie, turn your brain off." For this movie, you'd have to be in a near vegetative state while watching not to be distracted by the sheer amount of stupidity happening. Worst still, it's a Star Trek movie. That's supposed to be one of the few genre…

Oh, man, I would be so down for a John Cho as Sulu, Captain of the Excelsior show.