Point of order: Shaun of the Dead is very clearly a romantic zombie comedy. It was right there in the poster.

Aw, why does he have to do it angrily? She seems nice.

Hmm. Maybe the Old Testament is DC, the New Testament is Marvel, and the Koran is Image?

Bless.

Robin Williams really was an Arthurian Knight searching for the Holy Grail, though, right? Right?!

It's Daisy now, sir. You're really having a problem with that.

Cooties is also a lot of fun.

Pretty sure "J.J." stands for Joey Joe Abrams Jr.

I can relate to that very, very hard.

This sounds very similar to my personal feelings, like to a T. I was only hit a few times — once on my birthday, yippee! — but there was plenty of psychological torture. I also bore witness to more spousal abuse than I really care to think about. My parents are still together, because after my dad cleaned himself up,…

Something something Frozone from The Incredibles.

I'm still disappointed the show wasn't the origin story of Gordon's sweet 'stache.

That's where I stole it from, because it fills me with joy too. I'm on the Fuck that noise train. Woo-woo!

I think to some degree, the panel was right in that Jack isn't really what I would consider a "horror movie villain". I mean, on the surface, that's what he is, but he's also more of a character than any of the icons, save Dracula. It was just frustrating hearing arguments I could easily shoot down!

I mean, yeah, that's it exactly.

The way Schwarzenegger describes his childhood, it sounds so quaint and charming. Like the beginning of Herzog's Nosferatu.

This is really nerdy, but bear with me…

What, you too good for Marrow?

It was all about 90s era branding, style, and the fact that they could pay him peanuts because he was like 17 when he started working. His style, along with the other eventual Image founders, was so different from what had come before that it was welcomed with more or less open arms by fans. When Image happened, he…

It's more the shorts that don't fully cover her posterior. I can't argue with its sexism, but I can't deny its appeal. The struggle is real.