Saaaame. My avatar is two of my Pokemon stuffed animals

98% baby cause I'll be there opening night

That’s too bad, because I’m really REALLY enjoying Yokai Watch 3 right now, and I’m hoping the series does well enough to bring 4 westward.  Yokai Watch is like Dad Puns: The Videogame.

What a coincidence, I was just in the middle of the Frozen level in KH3.

Yeah, but then they’d just reboot it.

At my job the other day I got a call and the ID read “Boatman, Robin” and I was like “damn this dude is one letter away from greatness.”

Remember when Frozen came out? A holiday movie in the middle of Spring season?

Spring season? Frozen came out at Thanksgiving...

I would be more excited for a Terminator Sarah Connor Chronicles revival, with Lena Headey, Garrett Dillahunt, Summer Glau, and Thomas Dekker involved. But, this is fine, I guess

Please, one is the story of a wise ass, pop culture referencing dude who ends up on the other side of the galaxy, where he accidentally gets incredible, planet destroying power that he has to keep safe with help from his friends, a group of escaped prisoners: a badass warrior love interest, a big, strong, grumpy…

As an aside, the makers of Teen Titans Go! To the Movies were told that one joke at least had crossed the piss-taking line with regards to the studio’s characters - the Batman V Superman 2 scene. But they argued to keep it in by pointing out the huge laughs it got in test screenings and noting “We’re making a comedy…

It’s funny to me the similarities between the Guardians movie and the TV show, Farscape. Because while the Abnett & Lanning comics formed the foundation of the movie version, that comics iteration was actually a proactive force that specifically came together to keep neutralize cosmic threats. 

“Calvin, the fact that these bands haven’t killed themselves in ritual self-sacrifice shows that they’re just in it for the money like everyone else. It’s all for effect. If you want to shock and provoke, be sincere about it.”

because the nfl hates us

Okay, I lost it at the Naminé ship.

I saw that when I was 4 and it scarred me for years. My Dad had a wierd sense of humor.

Because sometimes you want to see Mickey in a goth outfit smacking things with a giant key

It doesn’t have to make sense in your brain, so long as it makes sense in your heart

I’ve found that these games mostly make sense as you play them, but trying to explain them to someone else just makes you sound fucking nuts.