Stay positive. Things will be alright.

There’s no way he’s crying that much out of sadness, which sucks for his neurological future.

Not to go all HOT TAKE-Y on everyone, but seriously, fuck this sport. Watch the NBA, where the talent/athleticism is not only at an all time high, but the star players actually are able to play most of the games

Reality itself threatens almost every claim Herr Asshat has made. Unless they place a huge tariff on renewables (which if they want to stay in office, they likely won’t), fossil fuel will continue to dwindle in most consumer use cases. I only see Diesel remaining for heavy equipment like trucks, construction gear, or…

As a former teacher: Good. Nobody like this deserves to be a teacher.

HOLD UP! You clicked an article with a questionable photo, and then manage to scroll the length of said article to complain about NSFW? See, when I see something I deem not safe for work, I don’t fucking click it.

Have some self control.

Just wow, the US can never call itself the leader of free world . I am getting mad at a lot of politicians who are downplaying how fucked up this is, you guys have elected a fascist.

But that is when they thought America was great.

But I’m so glad we didn’t elect a lady who doesn’t know how to email well.

NO I WON’T STOP SAYING IT.

I made a Venn diagram to illustrate my thoughts.

This is a fucked up comment. There’s no reason to say this.

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo she was a 19 year old drug addict and he was 34 and married. No wonder Carrie Fisher always finds ways to emphasize that Harrison Ford is a douche biscuit.

Funny how ultra violence is ok but genitalia needs to removed. I wonder if people even realize how strange that is to people who have a healthy view on nudity

Just in case you were worried that we’ll ever compromise our integrity for the sake of maintaining access!

I welcome him bigly.

Hey readers!

He infuriates me. All of this infuriates me:

Ashley, I know you probably take a lot of shit over your work here, so I wanted to tell you I have started to deliberately check Deadspin when something like this breaks, knowing that your article will both appropriately reinforce my horror and commiserate with it. You’re great. Fuck anyone who tells you otherwise…